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My conversation with God
Human (in frustrated tone): God, why did you let so much stuff happened to me today?
God: What do you mean?
Human: Well I woke up late and my car took forever to start. At lunch, they made my sandwich wrong and I had to wait. Then on the way home, my phone went dead, just as I picked up a call. (Loudly) Nothing went right today! Why did you do that to me?
God: Well… the death angel was at your bed this morning and I had to send one of the other angels to battle him for your life. I let you sleep through that.
God: I didn't let your car start because there was a drunk driver on your route that might have hit you if you were on the road. The person who made your sandwich today was sick and I didn’t want you to catch what they have, I knew you couldn't afford to miss work.
Human (embarrassed): Oh.....
God: Your phone went dead because the person that was calling was going to give a false witness about what you said on that call, I didn't even let you talk to them so you would be covered.
Human: I'm sorry, God.
God: Don't be sorry, just learn to trust ME in all things, the good and the bad. Don't doubt that my plan for your day is always better than your plan.
Human: God, thank you for everything today.
God:You're welcome, child. It was just another day being your God and I love looking after my children.
**(Source: Author unknown)